Viewed as a social experiment, it reveals how broken the world is to the point that any sane person would want to step down from. The same goes for “I want to stop the world and get off.'' It is not “coming down” in the Biblical sense.
As January 24, 2024 approached, there was a lot of anger on Twitter. This included the fact that everyone except Elon Musk continues to insist on calling Twitter “X.” Grimes still calls it Twitter.
Moscow's “Mitch McConnell” is trending for once again fawning over Donald Trump, this time over border immigration issues related to the Ukraine war. The Supreme Court recorded more than 144,000 posts, proving once again that America is more attractively fucked up than Canada could ever hope to be. And then “Tucker Carlson” came along because America was more attractively fucked up than Canada could ever hope to be.
But it was 'Taylor Swift AI' that crushed everything, with a whopping 27,000 posts for all the wrong reasons.
And you ended up having to make a choice: click or not. And when we clicked, luckily there were a lot of Swifties running the interference, so we had to dig deep to find out what all the outrageous acts were.
And if, against your better judgment, you really needed to know, it ended up leaving you wondering what the hell is going on in the world of 2024.
In the past, pop stars have caused scandals of their own, whether it be Madonna or not. penthouseGrace Slick becomes a blot in Germany, and Gene Simmons creates the world's most disturbing sex tape.
Today, the world is in your hands, thanks to an AI world where you can punch “pugs drinking absinthe and spinning bottles with dildos in a Newfoundland dive bar run by a bondage-obsessed Albanian circus clown.” A hopelessly perverted oyster.
So on January 24th, the most disgusting thing on the internet wasn't that America's reigning pop princess had an affair with Kermit the Frog.Or who exactly? Sesame street Fixed – Oscar the Grouch joins the world's most famous singer in XXX.
Instead…actually…let's not dignify things here.
Yes, that was a mistake. You can't help but wonder what someone put into the AI to get the images. And I hope the person who did that has their Kansas City Chiefs season tickets immediately revoked.
Stop the world – Taylor Swift is pretty much running at this point anyway. If you're one of those people who wants to quit, no one's going to ask you why — first and foremost, the ghost of Jim Henson. He would be, well, you know, almost furious.
Sometimes you need to make “Shake It Off” your mantra. And thanks to this particularly ugly social experiment, this became one of his.
Taylor Swift video “Shake It Off”
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