Humor has a huge impact on your mental health and helps release happy hormones. Clever, witty, and situational one-liners, whether delivered on a daily basis or on a comedy show, will make you laugh and make you forget all your worries for the time being. It can reduce stress and improve your mood. It's not easy to make people laugh, and what made you laugh may be out of context for others. Timing, sentence structure, and the right context can make a simple sentence memorable and humorous. (Also read: 25 of her jokes, funny messages and quotes to share with friends and family)
One Liner Day is celebrated every year on January 21st to honor these simple sentences, created with a lot of thought and hard work, to make people laugh out loud and relieve stress. Jokes and one-liners are as old as humanity itself. From Greek philosopher Aristotle to English poet Shakespeare, famous writers and later stand-up comedians have used jokes and one-liners for centuries.
To celebrate One Liner Day this year, we've got a collection of witty lines you can share with your friends and loved ones and laugh out loud together.
- I used to have good control over my life, but now it's broken.
2. Do you hate it when someone answers your own questions? I do.
3. I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
4. Most people are shocked to learn how bad I am as an electrician.
5. I used to think I was indecisive. But now I'm not sure.
6. Light travels faster than sound, so some people see you as bright even before you hear someone speaking.
7. There are two fish in the tank. Some people say, “How do you drive this?”
8. “My father was a big drinker and when he blew on birthday cakes he lit the candles.” – Les Dawson
9. “Life is like a box of chocolates. If you’re fat, you won’t last long.” – Joe Lycett
10. “I always give my wife morning tea in her pajamas. But does she appreciate it? No, she wants it in a cup.” – Eric Morecambe
11. I said to my gym instructor, “Can you teach me the splits?'' He said, “How flexible are you?'' and I said, “I can't do it on Tuesday.'' . – Tommy Cooper
