Golden Retriever boyfriends are trending right now, mainly because Travis Kelsey has been referred to more often since he started dating Taylor Swift. If you look into the main characteristics of a Golden Retriever, the answer is: sociable, trustworthy, and eager to please. People describe them as the perfect “family dog.” They are gentle and kind to small children, yet are fun and energetic dogs. And really, who wouldn't want a loving and enthusiastic spouse (or family pet)? No wonder they became this way. golden A standard partner in life.
But let's be honest: not all partners are golden retrievers. As author and counselor KC Davis (@domesticblisters) points out, there's still a lot to learn about the relationship between dogs and their partners. “Why is it only Golden Retriever Boyfriend is named after a dog?” she asked, adding, “Classification systems exist. We stopped them too soon.”
She's not wrong. In fact, Rohita Kadambi, new yorker We recently debunked that by reclassifying some of the most famous Golden Retriever celebrities. Kelsey and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, incidentally? Actually, it's not a golden retriever. Mastiff!
And judging by the reactions to Davis' video, many people realized that their partners probably fell into a different breed classification. What are the resulting comments? Hilarious and quite eye-opening.
“Can't wait to tell my husband he's a special needs rescuer,” @bibaibirdie commented.
“My fiance is a greyhound, tall, British, and nervous,” said @amoebaforce.
“I have a Rottweiler husband. He only likes family. He's stocky. A little intimidating, but he likes to snuggle,” said @graciesmith2922.
@kittyrex0 wrote, “My husband is a border collie. Beautiful, perfectionist, hardworking, crazier than he looks, always needs a project and gets grumpy when he doesn't.”
“My fiancée is a pit bull. He looks scary, but he's actually a Velcro dog with separation anxiety who loves treats,” said @might_be_marie.
“I have a husky,” @lilspacebb commented. “Always hot, full of energy, doesn't listen much, but is really smart and decisive.”
What breed of dog is your partner?
US News recently released a report on the top 10 dog breeds in America, so use that list to explore other classifications.
Chihuahua
Chihuahuas are said to be “smart and cheeky.” Chihuahuas are seen as having a Napoleon complex and needing to compensate for their size, but they can also be very playful and a bit skittish… But is anyone really afraid of Chihuahuas? Regardless, these dogs love their people (and sometimes no one else).
french bulldog
Sniffing and snorting are not the only traits of the French. They are also friendly, personable, playful, alert, adaptable, and a little goofy. They will entertain you!
golden retriever
As previously mentioned, Goldens are known for being kind, loyal, and eager to please. If you have a partner who will do anything to make you happy (but would probably do the same for literally anyone), you may be golden.
german shepherd
GSDs are “unassuming but friendly,” loyal, and intelligent. They also tend to be protective and distrustful of new people, and can appear intimidating to people they don't know.
Shih Tzu
These small dogs are loving, happy, and sociable puppies. Oh, and stubborn! They also tend to follow their subordinates from room to room. They just want to be there wherever you are.
goldendoodle
Doodles are usually not that different from their Golden Retriever parents in terms of friendliness and loyalty. However, they require more upkeep and are prone to some of the neuroses of their Poodle parents. You're probably familiar with the doodles about mood stabilizers.
Yorkshire terrier
Yorkies can be friendly, but this energetic pup can also be territorial towards people and things. They are even said to be domineering and arrogant. Sound familiar?
american pit bull terrier
If “never judge a book by its cover” was a dog, it would be APBT. Although they may look rugged, they are often large, soft animals that love to snuggle. In fact, this breed has historically been used as a “nanny dog” due to its gentleness with children. (The American Temperament Testing Association ranks it fourth as the calmest dog breed.)
pit bull
While the APBT is an official breed, the term “pit bull” refers to a group of dog breeds with similar characteristics, including the APBT, American Staffordshire Terrier, Staffordshire Bull Terrier, and American Bully. Basically, if your partner is very loyal and seems happy, but also a little promiscuous, you may have a “pebble” on your hands.
labrador retriever
The lab is not far from its golden retriever cousins. They are happy, loyal, and smart. These gentle dogs have easy-going personalities and tend to bond with everyone. However, they are very athletic and require a lot of physical activity to keep them from becoming restless.
So, what's the bottom line: Is your partner a Golden Retriever…or does it fall into another category?
