John Morrison, now known as Tony Khan Wrestling's Johnny TV, has been gaining traction on social media with his hilarious clips going viral. Enjoy the quirkiness without context.
This split spot becomes even more interesting when you include context.
Johnny TV is currently embroiled in an ROH feud with Dalton Castle. Calling it a feud is being generous, because it means it's two-sided. In Johnny's mind, Castle is inferior to him and not worth his time. His main argument is that peacocks aren't ready for television. Castle was given the go-ahead for the match, as long as Johnny accepted. And that's where we come to the latest chapter of this story.
Last week, Johnny laughed off the idea of winning the game. Macho Man Randy Average has no chance. Castle bursts through the door brandishing a slice of cheese as a weapon. A chase ensues, and Johnny uses his parkour skills (parkour!) to escape. The Mayor of Slumtown was able to hide from the surly man behind the closed door of the locker room.
This week on ROH TV, Jerry Lynn had to force some sense into Castle. There was a peacock in the background of Lynn's interview, trying to break down Johnny's door. Johnny showed up to rub it in. There will be no match until Castle is ready for television. That's when Johnny did the split to disappear backwards behind the curtain. Also keep an eye out for Taya Valkyrie, who cries like a banshee.
Comedy gold!
